Watch and Wonder (Koh Samui, Thailand)

Eye spy with my little eye:

A couple both wearing pink long sleeved shirts.
-Did they plan that?

Two guys wearing fancy dress shirts, strolling the bar scene.
-Trying a little too hard aren't we guys, everyone else is wearing t-shirts and shorts!

A thai lady with a light skinned child.
-Is that child a half breed? Where's the father, does he know that he has a child in Thailand. Is this lady a prostitute?

An elderly man walking hand in hand with a young thai girl.
-I hope that man doesn't have a wife somewhere! Poor girl, I hope that man's hands aren't clammy.

That guy from my guesthouse is flirting with that girl who hasn't spoken to anyone since I arrived.
-I betcha they hook up! (Morning after...) Yep, I was right.

A bright red faced man laying in the sun.
-That's so gonna hurt buddy, what are you thinking?

A Thai person with low rise jeans and their crack showing.
-What's new?

An Israeli girl asking the McDonald's manager to turn down the air-conditioning.
-No comment. Lower my head and shake.

A elderly caucasion women strolling the beach topless.
-What was she like when she was younger, maybe an activist or something? You go lady! Ooops, stop staring Dean!

A Thai... uh... a Thai... person.
-Is that a boy or a girl?

A ladyboy with too much make-up.
-Ouch, you need to hide your adam's apple or something.

A ladyboy riding on the back of that guy's motorbike.
-Does he know she's a he?

An elderly couple, walking hand in hand on the beach.
-Now that's sweet, I hope they're enjoying their vacation.

A young girl collecting the flowers from the Budhha shrine and returning them to her Mother who originally sold them in the first place.
-Hey!

Someone staring at me.
-I wonder what they're thinking?