The Morning After (Koh Samui, Thailand)

Ever been really hungover after not having much sleep? And you have to check out of your bungalow at 10 o'clock in the morning so you can't sleep in? And the reason why you're checking out is because you have to take a short bus ride, then a 2 hour ferry ride, and then a 12 hour bus ride to get to Bangkok? And all you wanna do is get some rest, but the only place to do that is on the beach where the burning sun is beating down on your body? And its so hot that it almost makes you wanna hurl?